Long story short, this week's "Columbus: Sex Offender and Biological Terrorist with a Holiday Special" fell through, so Sweet Sweetbeast has to offer his cold-weather treat before it actually gets cold. You know, like a vaccine.

So! As it gets chilly, it's time to move it back indoors, and that means it's time for you 2 STEP YO GAME UP! Because the only reason to be indoors, as we all know, is to MAKE BABIES (Calling Planet Earth has mad love for all L's and G's and only promotes breeding for rhetorical grandeur). Download this week's show off WUSC2 (don't bother listening live because Third Rail is on) and keep it handy for when you need TWO SOLID HOURS OF UNINTERRUPTED BOOTKNOCKERY SOUNDTRACK. No breaks, no announcements, no shenanigans, and only one PSA:
No glove, no love; AIDS is our Katrina.

PS- For those of you who have already bedded the Sweet Beast, and there are a lot of you, you may hear some reruns. It doesn't diminish the magic that you and I shared; one can only keep so much vinyl in an apartment. Calling Planet Earth is dedicated to bringing utmost professionalism to the studio and the bedroom.